Friday, February 10, 2006

What do you say to an Arab woman with two black eyes?

Frank Devine - theaustralian.news.com.au
February 10, 2006
A joke-fuelled jihad needs clever targeting and timing
A Palestinian Muslim stand-up comedian, Goffaq Yussef, deservedly earns an excellent living (abroad) with gags like:
What do you say to an Arab woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You've already told her twice.
Mummy, when Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? They have full facial nudity.
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None. Better to sit in the dark and blame Israel.

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